beyonce: i'm beyonce
beyonce's publishing team: tru
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
Seeing the news about the Beyonce album makes me understand how the people who slept through Jesus rising on the third day felt.